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The McLaren Ruler

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This ruler is the official ruler used by McLaren Boss, Ron Dennis, to measure many important things, both at work and of a personal nature. It is very useful both at the track or in the privacy of your own home. Unlike many other things of Dennis, this one swells in warm, moist conditions like those found in Malaysia which makes it especially useful for upsetting opponents.

IF YOU ORDER BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (Paris Time)
you will also recieve a commemerative crying towel just like that used by the former world champion, Mika Hakinen at Monza and soon to be used in Japan.

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